I think I should really like to grow a beard. Now, I know it will look kind of weird with my really quite gigantic tits and all my various “lady£ bits, but I would wear it proudly with my dresses, underneath my girly tresses. I’m sick of this wispy lady moustache crap that society tells … More Beards

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Originally posted on Nutsrok:
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. 2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a…